Trend :: Coconut Water

Coconut water has been on my radar for a while, but I've been holding off because the memory of The Great Juice Cleanse Disaster of 2013 is still fresh in my mind.

If you like coconut water, read no further.

I bought a box of Vita Coco's Pure Coconut Water at my local grocery store. It was vile.

but it looks so damn good with an Instagram filter

I chilled it, but it still somehow tasted like warm saliva. I couldn't even look at it after forcing myself through a quarter of the box - I buried it in the dark depths of my fridge, waiting to find a suitable cocktail recipe that might be it's saving grace.